Make a wish game!

Granted! But then someone made the same exact thread.

I wish I had the tastiest cow meat cheese burger ever.

Granted, but then you get..... Mad Cow Disease


I wish I had the mental capacity to think of a wish that could not end up biting me in the ass.

Granted! but then it backfired


I wish I was 1st place on the joke event instead of 2nd

Granted! But then the server crashed and Anna forgot who was 1st.

I wish Nikki Miraj or w/e her name is didn't talk like she was on drugs.

Granted. But now she's speaks more and is still as annoying.

I wished I had a lovable, faithful, beautiful, young wife that's a threat to the eyes, a wonder cook, mentally stable, has a great sense of humor, is young, will live as much as me and will live long, is fertile, has money, likes to do stuff for me and loves me a lot. Oh, and has a beautiful voice, was always a women, will always be, and this wish has no fault. =)

Wish granted. Then you are blinded by a camera flash, deafened from listening to music too loud, and paralyzed from the neck down when an evil cat sneaks up behind you and cracks a bottle over your head. But on the bright side, you have a smoking wife.


I wish that I had the ability to turn stuff into chocolate milk.

Granted! But that she is a he.

I wish I was 10 feet taller.

Granted but then you die because your lungs can't handle your change in body size, and the air can't get around fast enough. gg.

I wish these topics weren't made to just get spam posts. -.-

Granted! but then people started spamming on the server

I wish i was chosen for maplestory tespia

Granted! But then it just closed

I wish I had a non-rabbi infested bunny.

lmfao granted but its mentally challenged

I wish someone would do my homework

Granted! But they did all of the problems wrong

I wish I would ace all of my tests and teachers wouldn't say I cheated.

Wish grated but they force you into a international math contest because you are so Smart and you fail all the questions

I wish that my dog could fly o.O

Granted! but then he got injured.


I iwsh people would stop making stupid wishes and start making wishes that make much more sense

Granted it did but.....but nothing

I wish people would make stupid wishes that dont make sense

Granted. But it ended up making a never-ending chain of senseless posts.

I wish I could stop being so Asian.

Granted. But in turn for not accepting your heritage you suddenly became an African American hermaphrodite. Congratulations~


I wish I was 21.

(Whoa, gross. Didn't see that one coming.)

Granted, but because you wished to age so quickly, you ended up developing Alzheimer's at the age of 21 (have fun remembering anything fun).

I wish I could wish a wish that could never be granted.

Granted but your wish is still granted o-o

I wish I can take anything i want from anyone

Granted! but then you still can get arrested


I wish people would go to sleep now!

Granted. But how do you know that you're not asleep yourself within a dream, that is within a dream? Guh.

I wish my items would stop exploding after using an Advanced Potential Scroll.

Granted! but your Magnifying Glasses won't work.

I wish I could play Call of Duty in the Airport without being shot at/arrested.

granted! but you got bored


I got no wish cuz im a gay fish

True, but there's nothing out there except for girl fishes.

I wish I was Korean.

Granted! But then your Korean girlfriend dumped you

I wish my Korean girlfriend never dumped me