Make a wish game!

Granted ! You'll be rocking it air guitar style though (:

I wish I was smart enough to find something worth wishing for

You sneaky one!
Granted! But then you hit your head and forgot it .

I wish I had a car so I wouldn't have to depend on my driving friends.

Granted! but its a really old car.

I wish i was the owner of microsoft

Granted but then you're an old ugly dude named Bill Gates.

I wish I could move to Korea and meet up with sxc krn boize

Granted !

Too bad they all left the country to visit me (:


I wish I could live somewhere else, I hate winter

Granted! but you decided to live in the sahara desert

I wish that this wish doesn't have a flaw to it

Grant.. wait

Ill let someone handle this one
I'm too dumb

Perplexion wrote:

Granted! but you decided to live in the sahara desert

I wish that this wish doesn't have a flaw to it

Granted. Nothing gained or lost.

We wish for communistic penguins.

Granted. But they soon overthrow human society.

I wish I had a banana!

Granted but it's rotten.

I wish I had a million dollars.

Granted. Too bad a thief will steal it
I wish I was free from school for a year.

Granted, but the first day off you are caught with drugs and are sent to juvie for the year you have off.

I wish I had an imaginary parrot who would talk to me when im lonely. ;3

Granted. He's a total douche.

We wish we could sleep whenever we want.

Granted.

Every time you sleep you have the worst nightmares in your life. Still want to sleep?

I wished I died young.

Granted! but no one gives a damn about you and they all start spitting on your grave


I wish I was your mother!

Granted.

My mother is dead.

I wished for a personal genie that doesn't trick me.

Granted. But the genie is deaf, mute, blind, and paralyzed from the neck down.

I wish for a extra large meatball sandwich.

Granted! but as you were about to take a bite it fell on the ground

I wish i owned soulMS

Granted! But you just got DMCA'd.

I wish someone people would stop QQing in MS.

Granted! but then they started forming a mob against you for i dunno reason.

I wish... I WAS A GM!

Granted, but then you are attacked by the QQers who have returned, flooding you with their whining and causing you to not be able to do your job, ending with you being fired.

I wish I had the ability to materialize shoes onto my feet.

Granted, but they're horrible .

I wish I had more bottled water.

Granted! But it's infested with millions of bacteria.

I wish I wouldn't get in trouble for eating at night.

GRanted! but then you got sick and you had to go to the hospital and your mother says "i told you so"


I wish this wish chain ended