" M e l a ----> M A L E - Mela, short for Melachaloney a word I made up in my Multigaming Clan Sinister Society- Sponsor of the mighty porpicorn (porpoise and unicorn mixed togather)
swap the E and A
"
Well, today you get to see such porpicorn. This is our actual mascot- and it is burned into a skull from our
reknown artist and 3d graphics designer, Mr.Porpicorn himself.
The Porpicorn's story-
A long time ago when Noah's Ark was getting ready to set off, as we all know-
the mystical animals such as unicorns and ogres and such we're not invited and given
wrong information to meet at a volcano which erupted after they arrived.
Well the porpoise and Unicorns were smarter, they breeded inwhich both could survive,
seeing as the water would kill the unicorn, it raped the porpoise.
3 Seconds later- because they are mystical and totally awesome. The porpicorn was born.
And now it roams the forums in a cyberworld because our friend Mr.Porpicorn took his DNA
and imprinted it on a CD and digitally transversed him to the interwebz.
And now enjoy the sight of the mighty porpicorn.
Enjoy~
Porpicorn: Hot tempered, Enjoys Vaginal Sex, Jizz's rainbows, Always has an erect porpi-penis.