[b] GM APP [/b] hope that bbcode works 0.0

Noob Posts : 8 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2011-01-24

No pictures. I went lazy as i added the colors to go through my extensive porn folders and find funny pictures. HA! ya right! i don't have funny pictures!

What are you applying for:
GameMaster

Name :
Andrew Zhu

Age :
16.9 repeating (2 weeks and I am 17. woot.)

Where do you live/Timezone:
Eastern time zone (You know it's good because it spells ETZ for Extremely T(connection failed) (connection reestablished) Zone(ya, that's right.)) New Jersey O.o

How active will you be:
I'll be on most afternoons and definitely on weekends. Sucks for you if I am not on while you are!

E-Mail:
Lifedistroy123456789@gmail.com (Yes, It's real.)

Hobbies :
Building stuff out of Popsicle sticks(I know I am a total mobster), playing Soulms, hanging out with the very few friends I have, hanging out with the very few friends I have on Soulms.

How you'd handle a hacker :
Well, First I would butt-fuck their game up, then screenie/screen-record and see if they are stupid enough to go on forums and ask for a ban appeal. If they did, I would flash my badge and my evidence like a true detective and get the satisfaction of pissing them off to the extreme.

If two people were fighting, what would you do? :
laugh for the first couple of seconds and analyze the current situation. Then i would compromise it by either 1. telling them that sharing is caring or 2. totally own one by warping him to jail/random monstermap so he can find a new map to BS in.

How many servers have you been a GM/Admin in?(list them):
Zhums(v55+v62 i owned them) I forgot the others(*cough* I am not lieing)

Why should we choose you:
I don't think you should because I am sure there are better people qualified that didn't apply because their too humble. Shout out to those people. but since they didn't apply, i guess I am the only choice left.

Reason i applied:
I like being helpful. I am also a semi pacifist kind of guy. I also know what a hack looks like because I've been totally messing with this server since the time i started. I mean... I love this server!

Summary of yourself :
I am a Asian that is kind of chubby when sitting but when standing I look semi-normal. I have glasses (ew I know) and I have the weirdest clothes (all of my shirts are really bright giving off the impression that I am gay(!grammernazi off(W1CH 1M NO7)!grammernazi on)

Extra Info: I love you. (total suck up FTW)

How long does it take for the earth to go around the sun?:
Only Science can tell, but recently I have heard of a controversial piece of science called a telescope and have successfully said 365.25 days. of course it could be 365.24999 or 365.26. Oh, science you never fail to amaze me, either it be your stupidity or smarticles.

In game name:
Phulovesme

(For Coders only) Can you Java code? : Absolutely. Not.
If so please supply examples of what you've coded. (The actual code or screen shots of the thing you made.)

Thank you.

Simple questions. (1-2 word replies please)
1.Do you know the players/staff well enough to be chosen?(This doesn't mean have you met the GMs/spoken to them once. Do you actually KNOW them. Please stop writing "Yes" when none of us know you. Thank you):
Nope
2.Have you been on Soul MS long enough to deserve a GM position:
Nope
3.Do you help players any chance you get:
Nop-Yes
4.Are you of the age that is required to apply(if no you might as well delete this app now):
Yes
5.Please specify exactly(or around) how long you have been playing Soul MS:
since the beginning of this month

!suckup on
!grammernazi OFF
!nubzore on
M0k3 m3 GM PLOX3RS PL0X PL0X

!suckup OFF
!nubzore OFF
!grammernazi ON

Kthxbai

Hmm i think i will add a cool ending thing...

You know you want me
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100 percent done by me. Very Happy

i know. i rule.

Beside the yellow being pretty hard to read on a white background and the 1-2 words answer being more then 2 words, this application is pretty good. Good luck.

Also fix this, and the rest is good to go.

lifedistroy wrote:: [/b]How long does it take for the earth to go around the sun?:[/b] Only Science can tell, but recently I have heard of a controversial piece of science called a telescope and have successfully said 365.25 days. of course it could be 365.24999 or 365.26. Oh, science you never fail to amaze me, either it be your stupidity or smarticles.

Noob Posts : 8 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2011-01-24

Hugo wrote:

Beside the yellow being pretty hard to read on a white background and the 1-2 words answer being more then 2 words, this application is pretty good. Good luck.

Also fix this, and the rest is good to go.

lifedistroy wrote:: [/b]How long does it take for the earth to go around the sun?:[/b] Only Science can tell, but recently I have heard of a controversial piece of science called a telescope and have successfully said 365.25 days. of course it could be 365.24999 or 365.26. Oh, science you never fail to amaze me, either it be your stupidity or smarticles.

thanks, i dud this all in notepad and just copied ajd pasted it all. forgot to check if the bbcode was working. im on my ipod right noww but tommorrow ill fix it. sorry for spelling. once again, im on my ipod and i cant speed type and spell correctly on this thing

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