SoulMS's official F-M-L Thread

^ LOL SUCKS. I would cry if I tossed out my cigarettes because of my "mom."

I'm going to work full time soon, I can go clubbing again and have my normal life.

FML!

Today, we finally picked up our brand new PS3. We chose this over the Xbox360 because we had heard it has a lot smaller a chance of hardware failure.

Three hours in, it has "Yellow ringed." We now have to send it back along with like $50 to get a crappy refurbished one in 2-3 business weeks.

FML.

Just got text message dumped. BONUS POINTS.

Today I fell in Winter Bells.

FML.

Today, so far, nothing really exciting happened... fml .

Already Failed my Humanities 7 Class. Lol.

Fml.

Today i am going to be with my grandmah teh whole day, so i realy dont hope the server will open before i come home. FML .

Today, i got hit in the nuts with a basketball while playing tennis, not sure as to where the basketball came from. FML.

My phone to computer connector cord thing is fucking up, so I can't upload all my nice pictures.
FML.

Today, specifically at 4:15 PM, I was too lazy to write a real FML. FML.

Today, I was woken up at 8 am, after falling asleep at 6 am, by work because the printer was giving an error message. I told them to call Fuji. Every 5 min for the next 3 hours they called back again and again. FML

Look like you guys really had some FML moments.
I thought mine was the most.. failed moment.

You see, after looking at fmylife posts, i begun to think that i love my life and nothing's gonna happen to me.
And that, because of my corruptive thinkings, i started to really fxck my life.
I walked around at Block 438 with my friends after playing basketball and went to my friend's house do demonstrate some breakdancing moves. I was thinking why was strangers looking at me, ALOT OF THEM. Staring at me, not saying anything.
And went to Chinese martial arts and had friendly spar with my friend.
And when i got home after bathing and went to my bed.
I realised i had a severe broken limb.
Not just that, i remembered something.
My pants was unzipped the whole time.
FML

Today, just like any other day, I thought to myself, "I'm Gay." FML

andikay wrote:

Today, just like any other day, I thought to myself, "I'm Gay." FML

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Your Funny.

So...

We were going to th neighboring town to celebrate the canonization of Saint Mary MacKillop (Catholic School. Don't ask.) Anyways, we went on this bus and there were NO more seats left for me and 2 of my friends. We sat on the ground but I was getting thrown around the bus. Literally. My head banged on the char arm rests alot and they were metal. By the time I got off the bus, I felt so sick.

THEN, we've spent a day outside. Sounds good right? WRONG. Spring = Sunshine, shorts and short skirts right?. But NO sunshine. It snowed and my hand was almost numb.

To make it worse, I've been sick since last Saturday...

SO a girl who i knew for a very long time was talking to me and was like come over so I drove over and she kissed me, then she started to tell me how she felt about me and I had none of the same feelings. A moment later she said "I love you" At that moment I said hold on a second a left my wallet at home, left her house and went home. I feel like such a dick for that.. but FML She said she loves me and I dont even know her that well!

"I only ask one thing though, let's try to stay with the original FML outline which is simply starting with "Today" and ending with "FML"."

Even when it comes to little forum games like this.
Sometimes there are rules to it.


It's the simplest rule ever but a vast majority of you seem to be too lazy to read it.

Do what Krissy said, it kind of ruins the whole FML feeling if you don't END IT WITH FML and START IT WITH TODAY.

Anna wrote:

"I only ask one thing though, let's try to stay with the original FML outline which is simply starting with "Today" and ending with "FML"."

Even when it comes to little forum games like this.
Sometimes there are rules to it.


It's the simplest rule ever but a vast majority of you seem to be too lazy to read it.

Do what Krissy said, it kind of ruins the whole FML feeling if you don't END IT WITH FML and START IT WITH TODAY.

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Today, it has been officially stated, my parents are getting divorced. GG. Fml.




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Today, I jizzed in my pants. FML

Today, I ran across a gravel road barefoot chasing a ball and finished a log GMS installation to find out it doesn't f*cking work. Stuff Nexon. FML

Today, was leaning back on our chair listening to some music with some brand new, 40 dollar headphones. Keep in mind this house is two stories and the computer is positioned right over the circular flight of stairs. Famous California earthquakes over here, right? Yeah. Probably.

Lose balance, fall down stairs straight to the bottom. Headphones still on. Limp back up the stairs to find the plug-in jack thing still in the computer. It...came off.

FML.

Today,
pissed me off.
Ugh.
K I'm out (:

Fml ? Eh not really.

Ftl. Much better

Today, I had Android 1.6 on my expensive smart phone, 2.1 was releasing on different date depending on the country, I couldn't wait, I used an illegal method to get the new version on it, I failed, I fucked up my phone.

The real 2.1 update was released minutes after.
FML


Today, I was texting my girlfriend, I meant to say Oh god I'm so hungry, my stupid phone has that thing that correct words for me
Now she thinks I'm horny
FML

Today, I jay-walked across the street to buy cigarettes, and a police saw me and fined me $180 Fucking Bucks.

Fuck the Cop. FML.

I fell of the stairs

fml

Today,

Had my Final's for College Calc. 3. Here's what went wrong and screwed my whole day:

-Went late
-Found out i had a final today
-Had no Scientific Calculator
-Forgot to pickup my laundry since last night in term the laundromat owner decided to throw my clothes away.
-Found out i failed............



FML