Make a wish game!

Granted! but you die with your contradictions about being a Gay Fish with a Korean Girlfriend.

I wish I could catch Pikachu.

Granted, but pikachu turns on you and fries your insides with his lightning attack.

I wish I had a mini taco right now, one with perfectly sautéed beef and all american cheese, topped with a hot sauce that has that kind of sweet sour tang to it but you don't get tired of it after like the first few bites and end up wiping it off only to find that you cant eat the taco without it. Anywho... perfect mini taco please?

Granted! but somebody grabs it and eats it in your face.

I wish I could kick, punch, all in the hunch.

Granted! but then you broke your bones

I wish i broke my bones

Granted. But.. now you are paralyzed from the neck down since your broken spine crushed your spinal chord. Gg.


I wish I could speak Korean.

Granted, but you speak it so badly, no one understands you.

I wish I could fly without man-made contraptions.

Granted! but you crash into a tree

I wish some people made so much sense

Granted! But they made so much sense you didn't know what they were talking about.

I wish I was the president of the United States with no downside.

Wish Granted, but then the world is destroyed by an asteroid.

I wish my dog didnt breathe so loud.

granted but he started to sneeze really loud and annoyed you

I wish I wasnt so hungry right now T.T

Granted! but now you're thirsty.

I wish I wasn't so awesome.

Wish already granted. Whatevers happening in your life now is the consequence.

I wish I was the richest person alive, and I was immortal for as long as I chose to be. =]

Wish granted, only because you're the ONLY person alive and you chose to be immortal forever.

I wish I could swim.

Granted! But then all of the Earth's water suddenly disappears.

I wish I actually had a wish.

Granted! But your wish was for smelly feet.

I wish i could travel through time!

Granted! but then you got stuck in the future and died because an asteroid destroyed the world



I wish i was both a combination of chuck norris and michael jackson

Granted! But then people bashed on you for being Michael Jackson and you suddenly die of a heart attack.

I wish I could see what it's like in the future.

Granted! its shit.

I wish i had a better Guitar! =S

Granted! but then it fell and broke

I wish i had random powers with no flaw whatsoever

Granted but then they became too awesome for you to wield.

I wish I could become Number 1 at Sc2.

Granted. But then your Battle.net Account got banned.

I wish the vote timer would go by quicker.

Granted! but it crashed

I wish this wish had no flaw whatsoever

Granted, but you cause a tear in the space time continuum which transports you to a land where the flawless wishes go. You live a lonely life there.



I wish it was thanksgiving already.

Granted! but then you had to go to Canada so its not thanksgiving anymore

I Wish GMS Big Bang Was Near (like tomorrow)

Granted, but it had so many frigging bugs that the server crashed and rolled back a week.

I wish I had a perfectly Scrolled PSB.